toad

Totally optimistic and down.

"The concert next week is supposed to be amazing, wanna go?"

"For sure! Im toad!"

by ProfessorOakland August 26, 2017

toad

its a thic cute boi

Thats a toad

by loltrollhasatoll February 09, 2023

Toad

A chair.

Jeff: Man I could really sit down somewhere right now.
Keith: Good. There is a toad right there.

by chob-logtulin June 02, 2023

Toad

A person who is being an idiot or acting in a non-sensical way

This guy is so annoying! What a toad!

by Mellyjae March 18, 2019

Toad

When your team mate give you a massive tow down the back straight of the Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix

"Bro you just gave me a massive Toad down that back straight"*🔥in increasingly raspy voice🔥*

by Massive Dyslexic September 23, 2024

Toad

A historical racist slur for those of Filipino ancestry

“Hey Manuel come here you stupid toad”

by GreatPrairieDog June 24, 2022

Toad

The species of Toad have lived for trillions of years. Existing before and during the time of humanity, they have helped man sculpt society from behind the scenes. Over time, Toads created the almighty Toad Council, upon which sit the wisest and most esteemed of all the Toads. With that position comes the great responsibility of not just controlling the Toad society, but all life. The Toad council spread their laws through the mighty Wooden Toad. This magnificent creature is feared by many for both its supreme intellect and strength as well as its efficiency to enforce the laws of the Toad Council. One should consider themselves blessed to ever be in the presence of Wooden Toad.

"Wow, I am just perplexed after having met Wooden Toad. I feel just being in his presence has increased my IQ tenfold"

by Wooden_Toad January 11, 2021