garbage toad

Describes people who are nasty towards other people, and or ugly, and disgusting

This guy is such a garbage toad

by WhatTheSheesh August 4, 2023

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

Toad in the hole

A funny term and a food

Person 1: TOAD IN THE HOLE!!
Person 2: *dies of laughter*

by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019

Toad

IT HAD HEAD FROM MAURUS

Maurus:Oh no Toad
Toad:Give me HEAD
Maurus: "Aghhh"

by HentaiAdolfUwU November 25, 2021

crying toad

When someone is sad and crying . Could describe someone who is coming on their period

Please be nice to be , I ’m a crying toad today .

by Amme nna February 21, 2024

Toads

The worst creatures to have ever been discovered. He is the worst because he lies to Mario that Princess Peach is in another castle.

PETA, I actually need you, can you destroy the Toads.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019