Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015

Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

toad in a hole

its food

toad in a hole

by M_TW February 26, 2018

Horror Toad

A BJJ fighter of no morals. Ignorant and selfish attitude who is judgemental with nothing nice to say about other people

That fighter is such a "horror toad" she always says bad things about everyone she meets

by Cheap ass hoe November 18, 2016

Female toad

These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life

Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"

Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly

Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"

by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023

toaded

sending something from cheap to expensive back to worthless

Goblin Town pumped too fast and influencers Toaded the project

by !vibe June 14, 2022

Toad's hook up

A dance move

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome

by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011