A Frozen Jim is when you take a big, one piece lobo, freeze it, then stick it in your asshole. Also known as a frozen Adam, because he loves them so much.
Peter: "Why are you walking all funny?"
Adam: "Because Morgan Gave me like ten frozen jim's last night."
Adam: "Because Morgan Gave me like ten frozen jim's last night."
by Petris November 08, 2004
when u come out of nowhere and starting making out with a girl. it lasts a couple seconds and u get away with it but she's pissed after.
dude, did u see that? Jim Carrey totally just Jim Carrey'd Alicia Silverstone! what a bro!
Yo I jim carrey'd this hot chick. She beat me after but it was def worth it.
Yo I jim carrey'd this hot chick. She beat me after but it was def worth it.
by the ill gaskas July 02, 2011
by KT McC May 09, 2008
A play on the term Uncle Tom. An Uncle Jim is a white person who blindly and pathetically screeches for rights for races other than their own & hates racism, whilst being hypocritical to their cause and act extremely racist to white people. People of colour just think they’re embarrassing and would rather not deal with them.
“Miles Morales feels so good playing with the swagger of a black teen” - IGN
Black person: “christ alive that was pathetic. That guys an uncle jim”
Black person: “christ alive that was pathetic. That guys an uncle jim”
by OceansAteDaedra October 16, 2021
When you pee into a condom, tie the open end of the condom. Freeze the condom, and then have a girl perform sexual acts with the frozen condom. Hence a frosty Jim.
you don't have a dildo? Let me pee into this condom, freeze it. then you can do yourself with my frosty Jim.
by Kogiman84 February 09, 2015
1. (n.) The emotionless, expressionless, possibly thoughtless coach of the Indianapolis Colts.
2. (n.) Any dead guy with a headset on.
3. (v.) To botch a perfect thing for no reason at all, and in the process to tear the scrotum off an entire city, while alienating one's comrades--and the rest of the nation--in the process. To do the aforesaid with utter lack of feeling.
2. (n.) Any dead guy with a headset on.
3. (v.) To botch a perfect thing for no reason at all, and in the process to tear the scrotum off an entire city, while alienating one's comrades--and the rest of the nation--in the process. To do the aforesaid with utter lack of feeling.
"Is that a negro mannequin on the Indianapolis Colts' sideline, standing near Peyton Manning and Joseph Addai?"
"No, that's Jim Caldwell. He's Tony Dungy's successor."
John brought Melinda back to his apartment Friday night. She looked staggeringly sexy in her new burgundy dress, and was laughing heartily at all his jokes. "I think we're both in for a VERY enjoyable evening," she whispered to him, her breath smelling faintly of gin. All the guys at the office would've flipped to know he'd scored with Melinda, who was impossibly picky, and John knew it. As they crossed the threshold and walked inside, however, a mysterious, robotic look came over his face.
"On second thought, I think we ought to just call it a night," he said. "I don't normally do this outside relationships." Melinda looked utterly bewildered.
"Well, okay," she sighed. "If you insist." She kissed him on the cheek, turned around, and disappeared into the night. John walked into the bathroom and masturbated, then, showing no emotion whatsoever, put on his pyjamas and went to bed.
The next day his co-workers looked at him, aghast, as he related the story dispassionately. "Dude, you fucking Jim Caldwelled her? What is your goddamn problem?"
"No, that's Jim Caldwell. He's Tony Dungy's successor."
John brought Melinda back to his apartment Friday night. She looked staggeringly sexy in her new burgundy dress, and was laughing heartily at all his jokes. "I think we're both in for a VERY enjoyable evening," she whispered to him, her breath smelling faintly of gin. All the guys at the office would've flipped to know he'd scored with Melinda, who was impossibly picky, and John knew it. As they crossed the threshold and walked inside, however, a mysterious, robotic look came over his face.
"On second thought, I think we ought to just call it a night," he said. "I don't normally do this outside relationships." Melinda looked utterly bewildered.
"Well, okay," she sighed. "If you insist." She kissed him on the cheek, turned around, and disappeared into the night. John walked into the bathroom and masturbated, then, showing no emotion whatsoever, put on his pyjamas and went to bed.
The next day his co-workers looked at him, aghast, as he related the story dispassionately. "Dude, you fucking Jim Caldwelled her? What is your goddamn problem?"
by CunningLinguist27 February 08, 2010
A shrewd, cunning, ruthless and manipulating individual. This is often used in the context of the corporate world but it can apply to any sphere of life. The name is derived from the TV show PROFIT, whose lead character is Jim Profit.
by Santosh George May 22, 2006