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Tinderella

A really hot girl on a dating app called Tinder
Sam: Hey Tom, had any luck on Tinder yet ?
Tom: Dude I got a match with a Tinderella, and I fucked her!

Sam: Nice work dude
by weaby15 October 22, 2013
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tinkerballs

When an afro-american stripper whom has felt your package tells your friends you have small balls.
Dave has tinkerballs.
the stripper mentioned to us that our freind has tinkerballs
by ericericboberic December 10, 2006
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Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.
by Pete October 18, 2004
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free thinker

Years of misuse has reduced the term to a self-branded label for pretentious adolescents who have only just realized that the universe isn't what their parents/guardians lead them to believe like most rational individuals who reach this epiphany at the age of 6 but for lack of better word and/or urge to sound like pretentious adolescents who have only just realized that the universe isn't what their parents/guardians lead them to believe is used to describe anything from the classical definition of open-mindedness to being-like-the-rest-of-us-who-are-different-to-you.
a: "What religion are you?"
b: "I'm a free thinker"
a: "What?"
b: "I'm not really sure whether god exists"
a: "So you're agnostic?"
b: "No, I'm a free thinker"
a: "That's a little vague; you could be a free thinking atheist or free thinking agnostic but saying free thinker doesn't tell anyone what you believe in"
b: "But I'm a free thinker"
a: "Do you even know what that means?"
b: "My friends are free thinkers"
by nev_ March 6, 2011
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Tinderstix

Placing both hands, palms together, inside a woman's pussy and rubbing them together as if attempting to warm them over an open fire.
My slut girlfriend can cum all night long when I break out the tinderstix.
by tommybones January 4, 2011
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Tinderstorm

When one gets many hits on Tinder and to the point it becomes overwhelming such as rain in a Thunderstorm
Ive been in this Tinderstorm for a while now, hope it never ends

Tinder storm coming in! Imma go outside and get absolutely soaked and wet!
by Steveohx October 6, 2016
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tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018
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