Tilewalled

To be frying on acid and get hurt.

Shawn tilewalled his leg last week.

by G.Bear June 11, 2006

Gay Tilted

When a faggot gets overly exasperated by the other stupidities and dumbfoundedness of his fellow stupid friends he whips out his gay faggot cock and slaps the computer screen twenty times until his dick rips off.

OMFG you stupid ass cunts. I'm so gay tilted I just want to ejaculate all over your faces.

by HeavenlyFreedom February 21, 2018

e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

by JBighood October 9, 2008

Van Luit tile job

receiveing a hand job from your wifes freinds husband while blacked out on a tile floor

I had a little too much to drink last night and I think I Got a Van Luit tile job

by husband #2 October 16, 2008

Tilde

A little devil of a cat

Tilde, why'd you knock dat thing over

by ChickenWhispererYT April 14, 2020

Tille

A Danish term for when you have to pee and poo
(a contraction of the words "tisse" and "pølle" meaning peeing and pooing)

"Hold da kæft hvor skal jeg bare tille nu!"

- "Shut up i have to 'tille'"

by tisserejen&broncobilly July 6, 2012

Tiberius

adj: Somebody who has a psychotic obsession with a person they have met on only few occasions

Wow Jack really has a serious tiberius for that girl he met at summer camp.
He really made a tiberius of that status.

by TheSpinmaster June 15, 2015