tibert

artificial red hair, glasses, average height, blue eyes, loves leah and amber, and harry potter. favorite color = beige. favorite store = old navy. favorite shoes = loafers, favorite = escargo, loves to read in the shower

Look at all the metal on tibert's face!

by welovetina December 7, 2011

Tiberius

Tiberius (Ty) is a young boy at the age of 15 he has a twin sister, Livia (Livvy), a little brother, 8, called Octavian (Tavvy), a little sister, 13, named Drusilla (Dru), an older brother, 17, called Julian (Jules), another older brother, at the age of 21 called Mark and an older sister, Helen at the age of 23. He is in love with a young boy named Christopher (Kit) Herondale. (This is all dating back to 2012)

Tiberius looked at Kit, longingly.

by Tomorrow is today June 2, 2020

christmas timber

on christmas when you are unpacking your gifts, nothing ruins it with your christmas tree falling straight down onto your temples and knocking you out cold, this is what is referred to as christmas timber.

on the news the other day, a few people suffered from christmas timber while opening their beatiful presents, and had to go to the hospital!

by reffered to as bill murray?yes November 29, 2009

Tibbsi

The most bad-ass, edgy, totally uncute guy in the entire fucking planet. Commonly referred to by the title "Edgelord"

"Man, every time I look at Tibbsi my eyes start bleeding from the edge-cuts"

by Not Tibbsi July 31, 2016

tibble

The inside of a butthole.

Andrew, you really need to clean your tibble for Mrs. Miller tonight.

by colesmom.com April 20, 2009

Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

by Gateboy March 5, 2018

tibbles

A 'twat' or as the south americans say 'El Bastardo'.

Hey Joey look at tibbles over there, he just donkey punched his woman...I even heard the wind saying "...I hate you..."

by Carlos de Tores October 9, 2006