thirsty as fuck

To be incredibly thirsty beyond belief and adding the word f*** at the end of any sentence is always okay to.

Oh my gosh this beer looks so good I'm thirsty as fuck.

by Jarrellday November 8, 2017

Thirsty poodle

When your labia sticks out slightly more like the tongue of a thirsty poodle

My thirsty poodle is tucked away

by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018

Thirsty

When a female see's something sexually arousing that causes water to leave it's circulating system throughout the body and concentrate in the center of their pelvic region causing dehydration which makes the tounge and throat desire a quenching of the thirst.

Seeing Ryan Reynolds, Denzel Washington, and Ariana Grande working out together on a 95° beach; many of the group of observing Women became wet below and dry above. Making them thirsty enough to drink the entirety of Lake Michigan.

by FrankenstienFun May 12, 2019

Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster

The sexual act of climbing on the roof while putting your penis through the sunroof as your partner performs oral. Looking like a hamster drinking from a bottle

Took my girl for a ride out in the country when we stopped she wanted to take advantage of the sunroof and try the Thirsty Hamster #Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster

by This Fing Guy April 30, 2024

thirsty ass white nigga

Harvey Sturdy

You seen this Harvey Sturdy? always chasing bitches, He’s one thirsty ass white nigga

by P Sandu November 19, 2023

Thirsty

Having or showing a strong desire for something.

Jake was as thirsty for scandal as anyone else.

by Contradiction May 6, 2015

Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.

“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”

by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025