Ashlee Simpson

Dr. Alice: Hey! It looks like your teeth are bleeding. I'm afraid I'll have to remove them and give them back in a few days.

Sophie: Oh no. What am I going to do during chorus practice? I know! I'll have to Ashlee Simpson to We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto.

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Homer Simpson

dumbest yet luckiest man alive

I just pulled a Homer Simpson

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shane simpson

some alpha male that pulled halie ransom, can play piano with his dick very well.

your such a shane simpson

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Domer Simpson

When you are receiving impeccable dome and you cannot control your uckface that you scream "HOLY COW THIS IS SOME INSANELY DOPE DOMER SIMPSON"

(the gif is me after receiving mundane domer)

Thank god i linked up with fatima and marge last night they gave me insane Domer Simpson

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Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

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