Candle Pop

When your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job while you give her an ear candle.

My girlfriend asked me to light her ear candle, while she was laying there she pulled down my pants and blew me before the flame went out then yelled Chinese Candle Pop!

by ChinseXandlePop September 22, 2025

Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow

“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle”

by Derpking666 December 30, 2023

Roman Candle

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.

Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.

by rebby1313 June 28, 2021

cinnamon candle

its when you light a cinnamon candle and let the wax run on your penis and then you jizz.

dude i just cinnamon candled on my girlfriend last-night.

by zmizzell February 22, 2009

Candle lighting

Opposite of gas lighting; to support another persons ideas, beliefs, convictions

“My husband is very supportive, he’s always candle lighting my ideas

by kswissss008 November 20, 2021

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped

I love to Candle Humping

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020