Tiger Wood

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”

You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow

by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019

morgan wood

The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.

damn you looking like a Morgan wood

by boss9003 December 15, 2017

Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.

Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!

by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017

iwishabitch woods

A symbolic "place". When someone says they live here, it usually means they "dare" someone to mess with them.

This refers to " I wish a bitch would ".

"I live in the iwishabitch woods. Don't fuck with me. "-Lex.

by Buffalo 39 June 28, 2016

Jamie wood

Jamie wood known as “Jay”

Jamie wood - omfg is that “Jay” the guy with the shit Merc

by Shit car yo July 3, 2021

fem-wood

the female equivalent of a male boner - a female hard-on

"Man, that guy got me so hot & horny I had major fem-wood all day long"

by dakine666 November 28, 2012

Never-Wood

Someone you would never engage sexually.

I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.

by howardfelt July 28, 2012