Simp

When one of the bois most likely named Michael Hall puts hoes before the bros

God Michael is such a simp

by That1bruhmoment June 3, 2020

simp

Guan

Guan is a simp

by guanlovesjosiemorethanshedoes March 3, 2020

SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

Simp

Simp is an acronym which stands for "Sucker Idolizing Mediocre P****" It's used in which men show way too much appreciation towards women even when they aren't together. This is often used when men idolize female social media stars.

Person 1-"Dude she is so fine if you'd slap me I'd say thank you" Person 2-"Dude you're a simp bro"

by SplitPSoup September 28, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say or do anything to please someone hoping that they will end up dating that person. They just wish to be with that person.

My boy Ansel is a simp

by Nobody.......... April 29, 2020

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020

Simp

Nick Heiner

Nick stop talking you're a fucking simp that's why your last name is named after the fucking rear end SIMP

by BXBBYGOD April 9, 2020