Promise brand

A discontinued brand of butter.

Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.

by Wendysfg June 25, 2023

Promise

He’s Probably Fucking your mom

Promise Is Fucking Your Mom

by Bromix November 22, 2021

Promise

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't believe it herself. She is usually a girly girl who plays sports. She wears tons and tons of makeup but doesn't need it. Even though her name is Promise it doesn't mean she can keep a promise.

Look at that girl over there, she must be a promise.

by Yourgirllove25 August 4, 2017

promise

It’s something you promised and you can never break your promise ever! 💖

I promise to never ever leave you! 🥺

by promise you December 31, 2020

Stockholm Promise

I think I coined a new term... you know when someone agrees to something but the ducks, dives and avoids messages or conversations about it? It is particularly common here in Stockholm, Sweden among the musicians and just people in general. I call it this the "Stockholm Promise".

Yeah he did the old Stockholm Promise by saying "we should grab a beer/coffee/whatever next week" and then disappears for next X months

by inga.tjejer.bara.slayer June 8, 2024

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

promise

something that people say they will keep but dont... SO IF THEY SAY THEY KEEP IT DONT BELIVE THEM

anyway point is if they dont keep there promise niether do u.

i promise ill be there.. and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boyfriend but oh well.

by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021