hymen jockey

one who takes many virginities

wow. That playa is a strait hymen jockey!

by hymen killa December 18, 2008

jabber jockey

A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.

That jabber jockey on the radio is a real motor mouth. He never shuts up.

by sputnik radio May 16, 2008

Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.

That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.

by salu1999 October 19, 2009

Sausage Jockey

shit stubber

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

cock jockey

One who rides a cock like a jockey rides a horse. Usually used between teenage males to signify being a dick, a dumbass,or to let someone know that they're acting faggy.

Man, that Joe is a real cock jockey! I asked him if a could borrow five bucks and he called me a douche and walked off. Must be that time of the month!

or

Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!

by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

cock jockey

someone who rides alot of dick

Ed Espinoza is a cock jockey

by spiffy spleaf April 20, 2004

cock jockey

The jockey of cock can sometimes be a gay man who doth ride the scepter of another man.

But is also Brighton slang for someone (male or female) who is to be derrided and looked on as a person of poor social substance.

"Man, don't be such a cock jockey, next you'll be telling me you like Good Charlotte"

by Tmacb May 21, 2005