Barking Snail

a premature ejaculating micro penis

i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail

by bght33 July 24, 2020

Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.

Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!

by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK March 2, 2011

Barking

Scottish slang for something that really stinks.

Boy : *comes out of toilet* I'd gee that hawf an hoor Dad!
Dad : God, its f*****g barking!

by mr_miracle February 10, 2021

Sticky Barking

When your dogs are barking at everyone else in the street's business but their own!

What are those dogs barking at?
Who Knows, they're sticky barking at the neighbours again.

by Norey Norey November 11, 2022

Barking

Justin Scott

that man stays barking

by larry rone July 26, 2022

Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025