Bullshit Police

A fictional police force for those who bullshit.
George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"
by bspigs November 03, 2013
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The Madden Bullshit

When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.
Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.

Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!
by Anonymousgamer21 November 17, 2021
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Bullshit Shit

The worst insult you can give anything.
Rick and Morty are freaking bullshit shit and the other one's the important shit shitster on the shit block of cheese in the morning.
by Jack the Douche April 04, 2019
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BULLSHIT DETECTOR

Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach and i probably doubt they care. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face, a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.

Bullshit detectors are a must have. - get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detector tells me your talkin a load of shit."

That guy talks a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
by Moscow Man June 08, 2020
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Alabama Bullshit

When you lie while committing incest.
"I told my sister I didn't sleep with my cousin, but I was inside her at the time."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
by Nyoomanator July 16, 2021
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Fluffy bullshit

Something without substance or relevance of any matter.
Im adding so much fluffy bullshit to make this paper longer.
by Fluffy123 May 11, 2011
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arbitrary bullshit

Arbitrary bullshit is anything the contents of which does not matter that holds little to no intrinsic value, the discussing of which would entail such uses of energy and time that it is better dismissed.

Arbitrary bullshit is often assembled by people with low-intelligence, it is not their fault that they believe it to be important but also should not be treated as valuable as it may lead to the manifestation of more arbitrary bullshit by the original creator. This is often accompanied by feelings by the creator that what is objectively arbitrary bullshit is an original thought that others would benefit from hearing.
Some examples of arbitrary bullshit

"'God is a woman' has more listens than 'God is a man' which is showing how society has changed and is waking up to the fact that woman are the future."

In this example of arbitrary bullshit, the creator of said arbitrary bullshit has made a statement that will bring up many to tell their opinions. This is the "arbitrary bullshit exponential effect," and is easy to be sucked into if unaware. It leads
by centerOfTheMatrix December 09, 2018
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