tempetarian

The act of going vegetarian/vegan for a certain amount of time in order to have a meal that tastes just THAT much better because of the recent lack of meat.

Usually done before holidays where large amounts of food are consumed. (i.e. Christmas, Thanksgiving, 4th of July)

I'm gonna go tempetarian for the month before I come home from school.

by hingaling220 October 27, 2008

tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009

templeture

the tempureture that a temple has to be at for it to function correctly

me: did you see that temple just blow up
dave: yeh it wasnt at the right templeture

by hwkhunta May 19, 2010

Tempur-Pedic Tatties

Natural lady breasts so soft that you could fall sleep on them for minutes, hours or even days.

#1) Did you see Katy Perry on SNL last nite?! Those were some Tempur-Pedic tatties.

#2) I perfer voluptuous women for their Tempur-Pedic tatties.

by ColbyColeTrain September 29, 2010

tempera tantrum

Refers to a noisy/voluminous outburst of frazzled-nerved emotion involving watercolors, either emanating from a creator/observer of a messy spill/soiling involving said paint, or the resulting preposterous canvas-creation (think, abstract art) when the "genius painter" supposedly experiences a "creative epiphany" and totally "goes wild" with his colors in an effort to supposedly illustrate his inspirations, emotions, Heavenly-based vision, etc.

Old-school art-critic: I can't believe that the TV auction actually sold that hideous tempera tantrum for several million dollars --- first of all, who in his right mind would even WANT that confusing monstrosity slapped up on his parlor-wall to stare at night and day, anyway?? And second, why should anyone want to actually BUY something like that, when it's nothing special and exhibits absolutely zero talent? Why, I'm no artist, but I could easily create something like that myself in under five minutes just by splashing some paint around and callin' it good! Zheeeeeesh....!!

by QuacksO December 12, 2017

tempathy

tem·pa·thy /ˈtempəTHē/ noun / the ability to understand and share the feelings of another through tweets.

“After hours on twitter she knew that her tempathy for their tweets would exhaust her.”

by lifeintheair January 12, 2019

tempcontrol

A place where dreams go to die and burn in hell. Except with AC that only kinda works.

Ow no, I have to get up and go to work at tempcontrol in the morning.

by Stiffy Mcfloppins June 15, 2019