Teacher's "We"

An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.

"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.

by Elizabeth November 11, 2004

tech week

n.
The week preceding the opening night of a stage performance where an actor, stage crewmember, or tech crewmember will stay extremely late every night until a director is satisfied. The "tech week" is where all the lighting, stage direction, props, costumes, and acting comes together.

v.
tech weeking-
1. The act of experiencing or participating in a tech week.
2. The emotional state brought on by experiencing a tech week. Symptoms of tech weeking may include loss of sleep, loss of appetite, loss of sanity, loss of free time, and loss of life.

n.
"I'm sorry Ms. Bucken, I didn't do my homework, I've had a tech week all week and I've been on stage until 11:30 every night."

v.
1. "I'm sorry Ms. Bucken, I've been tech weeking all week and I've had to stay late every night."
2. "I'm sorry Ms. Bucken." *Turns over desk, punches Ms. Bucken in the face, and runs out the door.*

by Sir Kuthi December 14, 2008

Bitchy Teacher

The hardest teachers in the whole world. In the end they will either hook you up with great opportunities or fuck you over like the bitches they are.

A teacher that gives 9028745972 assignments that are due the next day, is a Bitchy Teacher

by Rauna November 9, 2010

art teachers

the most fruity teachers in worldwide existence, if ur art teacher is not fruity then you dont exist and thats a fact boo #slay

my art teacher is so fruity! They literally said yass while in class, better call millie!
my art teacher literally said they hate millie bobby brown in class! He's so fruity
art teachers or are fruity or are crazy af

by ate left no crumbs April 7, 2022

Teacher

Someone who makes you feel bad about the secret obscenities of your mind,which runs in the family.Hence why school is the other word for prison.

The teacher left everyone feeling scared,embarrassed,guilty....you get the picture.

by SomeoneNew October 13, 2011

Sydney Tech

all-boys selective high school in Sydney, consistently ranked around 25th best high school in NSW, Australia.

non-selective kid: what high school do you go to?
Sydney Tech kid: Sydney Tech
non-selective kid: oh... (feeling a little sorry for him/her self)

by 2pac4lyf June 13, 2008

Teacher

A teacher is someone who attempts to teach in a school. These people are paid terrible amounts, which may be why some of them don't like children. There are three types of teachers - good teachers, neutral teachers and evil teachers.

Features of a good teacher include (but are not limited to) - having a sense of humour, an interest in the pupils (but not sexually) and their interests, forgiving, helpful, doesn't give out a lot of homework.

Features of a neutral teacher include (but are not limited to) having an okay-sense of humour, non-threatening, gives an okay amount of homework, sometimes helps, may show favouritism.

Features of an evil teacher include (but are not limited to) -
no sense of humour, vindictive (never forgives), gives out lots of homework, shouts a lot, helps only if required, hates school children, expects school children to understand all things taught off by heart, very strict, wishes that the good old times would come back so that they could cane you if you were naughty.

An example of a good teacher:
Pupil: "Hey, sir, I didn't get the homework yesterday because I wasn't in."
Sir: "Ah, okay. *Gives homework* Why weren't you in?"
Pupil: "I was ill, sir."
Sir: "Aww, what did you have?"
Pupil: "Flu, sir."
Teacher: "Poor thing. Well, at least you're better now, having the flu is hell"
Pupil: "Sir, I don't understand the homework."
Teacher: "Here, let me help :D" *Helps with homework*

Example of a neutral teacher:
Pupil: "Sir, where was Shakespere buried? It doesn't say in the book..."
Sir: "It does. Look on page 64 :)"
Pupil: "Sir, what does 'illiterate' mean?"
Sir: "Look in the dictionary."
Pupil: "It doesn't say, sir."
Sir: "You haven't even opened the book yet."
Pupil: "Oh. Ta, sir."

Here is an example of an evil teacher.
Pupil: "Sir--"
Sir: "What?!"
Pupil: "I didn't do the homework becau--"
Sir: "Why the hell not?!"
Pupil: "Because I wasn't in"
Sir: "Well you should have got it off a friend! Detention!"
Pupil: "That's not fair!"
Sir: "Talking back?! For that, it's doubled!"
Pupil: "I hate you, sir."
Sir: "I don't care. Now go to your seat and finish your work you stupid child!"

by Loading June 2, 2011