technicality

A word news ppl say 2 make them seem smart.

were having a technicality.

by OLLIE6197 March 4, 2005

Emergency Medical Technician

In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!

by some medic August 17, 2007

Techniggle

1. When a non-essential, trivial function of a piece of software anoys you so much you stop using it.

2. When a non-essential, trivial fuction impeeds effective use of a piece of software.

1.
I have to get my PC sorted out, my spell checker doesnt work, its such a bad techniggle I cannot use it.

The auto update techniggle on acrobat was so anoying I unistalled it completely

2. I hate using my PC at work, every time I do anything it asks me for a password. That techniggle drives me up the wall.

by Fraser Steen April 29, 2007

Technicality Win

Whereby you win an argument through a technicality.

Germany has a history of evil - Person A

Hitler was technically Austrian - Person B

Damn. That's a TECHNICALITY WIN - Person A

by CommunismFails. January 10, 2010

technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis

A synththetic virus created by radical Muslims that attacks the colon by forming a deadly mold within the taeniae coli.

John -I'm not gonna make it man. Those bastards got me...I gots the technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis.

Steve -Does this mean I can have your ps3?

John -No... I'm donating it to starving Haitians

by Jevl April 27, 2010

Techi

The word "Techi" is derive from Ao language (north eastern indian language) which originally means vagina.
This word is also use to replace coward, loser and douche as well.

Boy1- Last night some guy followed me, damn i was so scared!
Boy2- I am not surprised, Techi!

by Newkiddofly October 31, 2012

sci-techian

1. One who engages in sex with men, and will also willingly give blow jobs, not because he is gay, just because he is that kind of guy

2. Student of Sci-Tech

"That guy over there is a Sci-Techian, you should of seen him yesterday."

by ahh shit July 14, 2003