america tax

The extra money, time, or quality of life lost as a result of doing business with or interacting with Americans.

The cashier short changed me and then got all confused when I protested; I never got my change back. I guess that's America Tax .

by Skinny Trucker October 13, 2015

death and taxes

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world

death and taxes are inevitable

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.

You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.

I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.

by yert December 1, 2009

Julien Tax

A term used when something such as an object or service is extremely over priced. Essentially a sales tax. For example if a shoe was priced at $100 retail, the Julien Tax would increase it to numbers in the $120-$180 range.

Guy 1: Yo bro how much are you selling those yeezy slides for?

Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220

Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax

by Javontay December 24, 2022

Party-tax

The "tax" you pay to the host of a party, in form of refund on brought booze.
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide

If you help with cleaning up tomorrow, I'll buy you breakfast with the party-tax.

by hippiejolle September 6, 2013

Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.

P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."

by Life-Form August 22, 2018