Tater

A term used to describe anything, usually a person, that that performs a task incorrectly or is insufficient in their efforts as a result of laziness or incompetence.

I told you to get off the couch and take out the trash. You are such a tater.

by BubbaGummbo July 11, 2019

tater tot hotdish

a dish only midwesterners will know that grandma's cook for almost every meal. a meal with tater tots, frozen vegetables, ground beef served with a shit ton of ketchup on it.

gramma barb: did jeet

jackson: ope, no what's for dinner tonight aye

gramma barb: alrighty, pop and tater tot hotdish dontcha know

by gordon_ramsay_enthusiast April 11, 2019

tater soup

slang for sucking dick right after eating a bowl of hot potato soup

I'm bouta tater soup Sean!

by RizuSnek November 19, 2019

Tater-slappin’

The noise made by the balls or “taters” banging against the dirt box during doggy style or anal sex.

Jesus man don’t hassle me, I wasn’t smacking Jennifer around in there, what you heard was pure tater-slappin’ in the height of passion!!

by cheffykins March 31, 2020

Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.

Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!

by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020

Tater Quaker

When someone puts your balls in their mouth and violently blows

Hey bro, I just got the best tater Quaker of my life in the bathroom

by Officialnwrd September 14, 2020

Tater

Noun, short for “imitator”; one who imitates or copies somebody else, rather than creating their own idea or style. Also loosely implies that said imitator is all eyes, no mouth, and lazy like potatoes are known to be.

Friend: So-and-so totally copied my idea, Buddy. What a tater.
Buddy: Don’t let it darken your day, Friend. You gotta have love for the haters and the taters.
Friend: Yeah, I guess taters gonna tate...

by rgb1.618 December 9, 2020