A tool of rare form. One can spot a total tool from the culmination of an abnormal amount average tool traits. ie The Florida orange tan, the popped collar, the multiple popped collars, the jelled and spiky hair, an intelligence that would rival his peers at the special Olympics etc.One should take both the amount and severity of traits into consideration before declaring this special person a "total tool".
by jack A. July 25, 2009
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Get the tool beater mug.a show full of wiggers,a bit niggers ,and white trash men who are complete douchebags / tool to their girlfriends.this show on vh1 is basically teaching a whole bunch of assholes on how to become better boyfriends for their partner.this means not treating women like shit(like their gf's) and becoming a better man.i honestly think the girlfriends of the men on this show are fucking stupid bitches because why would anybody put up a asshole boyfriend,have your brother fuck your boyfriend up..at the end of the show only one man wins he wins money,becomes a changed man(well at least thats what we think) and a happier girlfriend.most of the women of the men are also white showing white women are easy and soft
i would like to see all the men of the tool academy have black or latina girlfriends.i wounder if they could dominate them like they do to the white women
one day i would want to find all the men of the tool academy and beat the shit out of them and have sex with their girlfriends in front of them
one day i would want to find all the men of the tool academy and beat the shit out of them and have sex with their girlfriends in front of them
by TiTyRon September 28, 2009
Get the Tool academy mug.n. portmanteau of "tool" and "douchebag." An individual who exemplifies particularly douchey behavior, particularly in a polo shirt; a tool so great as to encompass an entire bag of tools.
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
Get the toolbag mug.a guy who does not under stand he is being used for what he has, that guy who shows up unexpectedly to parties and social events and everyone looks at him like "wtf are you doing here" , a guy who can't make decisions for himself relies on what everyone else is doing to make a decision
by triggles March 18, 2008
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by Finster Baby October 24, 2010
Get the Tool mug.Those pseudoconservative politicians in Amerikwa are just a bunch of Jew tools pandering to the socialists.
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