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Total Tool

A tool of rare form. One can spot a total tool from the culmination of an abnormal amount average tool traits. ie The Florida orange tan, the popped collar, the multiple popped collars, the jelled and spiky hair, an intelligence that would rival his peers at the special Olympics etc.One should take both the amount and severity of traits into consideration before declaring this special person a "total tool".
I think Jimmy has reached the pinnacle of all tooldom and become a Total tool.
by jack A. July 25, 2009
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tool beater

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis
Jonny is a keen tool beater
by Tomo December 14, 2004
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Tool academy

a show full of wiggers,a bit niggers ,and white trash men who are complete douchebags / tool to their girlfriends.this show on vh1 is basically teaching a whole bunch of assholes on how to become better boyfriends for their partner.this means not treating women like shit(like their gf's) and becoming a better man.i honestly think the girlfriends of the men on this show are fucking stupid bitches because why would anybody put up a asshole boyfriend,have your brother fuck your boyfriend up..at the end of the show only one man wins he wins money,becomes a changed man(well at least thats what we think) and a happier girlfriend.most of the women of the men are also white showing white women are easy and soft
i would like to see all the men of the tool academy have black or latina girlfriends.i wounder if they could dominate them like they do to the white women

one day i would want to find all the men of the tool academy and beat the shit out of them and have sex with their girlfriends in front of them
by TiTyRon September 28, 2009
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toolbag

n. portmanteau of "tool" and "douchebag." An individual who exemplifies particularly douchey behavior, particularly in a polo shirt; a tool so great as to encompass an entire bag of tools.
"God, Trevor is such a tool! And a douchebag! It's like he's a … a…."

"'Toolbag?'"

"Yes! Exactly!"
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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tool

a guy who does not under stand he is being used for what he has, that guy who shows up unexpectedly to parties and social events and everyone looks at him like "wtf are you doing here" , a guy who can't make decisions for himself relies on what everyone else is doing to make a decision
Wow, Magic Zac is such a tool, he just invites himself everywhere.
by triggles March 18, 2008
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Tool

An off-duty Law Enforcement officer who carries a handgun while in The Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World.
I can't believe that tool brought his gun to Disney World.
by Finster Baby October 24, 2010
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Jew tool

Those pseudoconservative politicians in Amerikwa are just a bunch of Jew tools pandering to the socialists.
by extreme troll May 17, 2007
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