The Ol' Ukranian Tofu

Placing a man's shaved scrotum on another person's face at some point during coitus.

As defined by Chris Hardwick.

The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!

by Nerfknight November 13, 2011

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

TOFB

An acronym, like LOL or ROFL, which stands for Twitching on the Floor Bleeding. It is used to express exasperation... and generally some level of epileptic injury brought upon as a result of stupidity

Kaichou: -insert stupid comment-
Jichou: TOFB

by Kaichou July 7, 2006

tofo

one who fucks someone with penis in between their partners toes.

cindy's toes have wide spaces, great for tofos

by damien medeth September 9, 2003

tofu

<noun> a person who does not like to engage in physical activity. They prefer to just sit & veg instead of moving around when you invite them to join you for activities.

<noun> When one is active & athletic, dating a TOFU can pose problems: You want to spend time together enjoying the great outdoors while he wants to sit on the couch and play DVD movies all night long!

by fitchickxina September 21, 2005

tofu

TOFU
stands for:

Toilet
Overflowed!
Food for
U!

A white block made from soy beans. A substitute for meat. Tastes like a mix between cardboard and styrofoam.

It's easier and cheaper to eat meat than it is to eat and buy tofu!
Eating meat unethical? Give me a break, what about the poor cute little soybeans killed to make the Tofu?!

by Brick Wall December 26, 2004

tofu

Mandarin transliteration: doufu

The East Asian version of cheese. Except it has less fat.

I like cheese, but don't eat it for dinner often.
I like tofu, but don't eat in sandwiches at all.

by StatenIslander December 21, 2007