Third Trimester

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.

After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?

by 91 Riv November 30, 2011

Third world problems

The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.

Only people who understand irony would get this.

Julia "My hair dryer has hair broken"

Robert replies "Oh well, third world problems"

by Gracie37 August 12, 2017

third base

Getting to third base is the most ambiguous stage of high-school heterosexual interaction. The definition really depends on how far the boy goes: is it an intermediate stage followed by going all the way, or is it the final stage of making out? (everything that follows is from the boy's perspective) When I was a kid (mid-70s) it meant groping skin-to-skin instead of through the clothes. Today it's gone farther: "getting to third" implies that you eventually squirted; "I got as far as third" means that you didn't do it inside her (hand job, blow job, dry-hump, just lose it while making out, etc.). If you go all the way, it doesn't really matter when you got to third.

"How far did you go?"
"Third base, dude! She wouldn't drop her panties, but we kept at it until I spooged my boxers."

by e-boy February 19, 2007

thimbleweed

1. if you dont know what this word means, you shouldn't be looking it up because u are a homo

2.relating to a retarted 6 foot tall kid with a small dick. (that means probably a person named matt,carl,george,or salvador)

Matt is such a thimbleweed cuz he doesn't know what thimbleweed means but he still uses the word.

by doodoodoo May 2, 2008

third base coach

1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery

You should dance with that girl.

Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.

by thirdrock February 15, 2005

Third Wheel

That one person that does not belong

No matter which way you figure it, if you're in a group of usually 3 people, theres always a third wheel:
2 Guys & 1 Girl = Usually 1 too many guys

2 Gay Guys & 1 Girl = Should never happen EVER

2 Girls & 1 Guy = 99% chance theres 1 too many guys, BUT THERES STILL A 1% chance of this turning into the best night of his life!

by Austindemolish March 22, 2011

third hand smoke

Those who have been around people who have been around people who were smoking.
Or, being in places where smoking has occured, thus being tainted by a smokey smell.

I encountered third hand smoke when my husband returned from a bar.

by Katie R July 20, 2008