Vegan Hotpocket

Anal Sex with a woman wearing a colostomy bag

My neighbor said his wife can now share her Vegan Hotpocket.

by ReduxGM October 12, 2011

Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.

The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019

Vegan

A term created by capitalism to sell expensive grass.

I became a vegan to stick to the man, only to find out the man was sticking it to me.

by Sirmrprofdr June 19, 2019

Vegan

A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan

Vegan cunt : Hi I'm vegan
Every normal person : I don't care you cunt

by Xszd November 23, 2019

Vegan

Freaking Autumn.

Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!

Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...

Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.

by Don't Care. August 27, 2018

Vegan

Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7

(Steps into room) IM A FUCKING VEGAN.

by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 6, 2019

Vegan

A weird cunt that chooses to eat only vegetables. They mainly complain about normal people who eat meat. The best way to combat a vegan is like a vampire, a steak through the heart. There can also be a human so much worse than being just a vegan. Vegan cyclists are the literal definition of the devils sidekick. Although, there is one human who is undoubtedly worse. Feminist vegan cyclists, they are often referred to as the devil himself.

Oh my god, those vegan protesters are at it again

by Massive Legend July 25, 2018