brown onion

A term used when you hold a towel over another person's face while they try doing a sit-up. With the towel covering their eyes so they cannot see, another person stands over the blindfolded person with his pants down. While the person is struggling with the sit-up, the person holding the towel lets his grip loose. This will allow the person to successfully complete his sit-up, with the suprise of ending up with his face in the other person's sweaty ass!
Man, we gave Steve a Brown Onion last week and he's still smelling that shit!
by Matt "Moose" December 12, 2008
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Girly Onion

A man who tends to act like a girl, and runs off crying at the slightest sign of confrontation.
Whitetrash, is a girly onion. He ran off blubbering when he was challenged.
by Goodi321 March 18, 2008
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Onion Butt

A butt that brings tears to your eyes.
I like a girl with fake tits and an onion butt!
by mg04mho August 5, 2011
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chopping onions

Chris Graves says to Tom Brown and Bobby Harmon. "Hey, you got me chopping onions heeya"
by Derrick Heichelbech December 17, 2008
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Mexican Onion

A body odor so foul it makes the phlegm peel from that back of your throat. Someone who doesnt shower for two weeks in August.
That dude driving the rusted out fish head covered 1980 chevy malibu smells like a Mexican Onion!
by C Yaz Kicks Jeters butt in March 24, 2011
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Blooming Onion

A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.
Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!
by Mr. Booze May 13, 2010
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Onion Booty

Onion Booty: Booty That Can Make A Grown Man Cry
Forget Big Booty Call That Shit Onion Booty Wallahi
by Bobby Loso July 21, 2011
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