A term used when you hold a towel over another person's face while they try doing a sit-up. With the towel covering their eyes so they cannot see, another person stands over the blindfolded person with his pants down. While the person is struggling with the sit-up, the person holding the towel lets his grip loose. This will allow the person to successfully complete his sit-up, with the suprise of ending up with his face in the other person's sweaty ass!
by Matt "Moose" December 12, 2008

by Goodi321 March 18, 2008

by mg04mho August 5, 2011

by Derrick Heichelbech December 17, 2008

A body odor so foul it makes the phlegm peel from that back of your throat. Someone who doesnt shower for two weeks in August.
by C Yaz Kicks Jeters butt in March 24, 2011

A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.
Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!
by Mr. Booze May 13, 2010

by Bobby Loso July 21, 2011
