bastard cock

a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers. best is used while shaking your fist.

damned you, you bastard cock! *shake fist at ignorant driver here*

by holly* June 15, 2003

Miserable bastard

A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.

Can be strengthened by adding fucking as an adjective: "miserable fucking bastard".

"I asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to fuck off! The miserable bastard!"

"Let's go to the party!"
"I can't be bothered. I want to stay at home and read a book."
"You miserable bastard."

by ktmboy August 20, 2008

whistling bastard

(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.

holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!

by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008

Jakey Bastard

An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.

Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.

by street rave dave October 3, 2008

bury the bastard

verb

1. To fornicate sans prophylactics

- I fucked Sandra last night.
- You wear a rubber?
- No. I buried the bastard.

by Jeff T August 3, 2005

Bastard's Dozen

Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!

Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.

by World B. Free December 14, 2008

Fat Bastard

A common Character found in Hentai and Ecchi anime, this character is a grossly overweight male that is usually seen fucking the cute main character. Fat Bastard is not limited to straight hentai, and can be found in a number of gay/yaoi Animes/Hentais.
he is also a character from the Austin powers movies.

"So I was watching this Hentai, right"
"Yeah?"
"And there he was!"
"Who?"
"Fat bastard! He always shows up. Totally kills the mood."
"Yeah, I feel you."

by Cozy dog April 22, 2021