Fruit-meter

The way to test it a homie is gay

If you don’t stop I’m gonna use the fruit-meter on you

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

Fruit and a half

A gay guy that's very tall. Generally over 6ft high.

Hey did you meet Andrew last night? He's totally a fruit and a half!

by AndrewBlue February 24, 2016

Compassion fruit

A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.

"I love purple compassion fruit!"
"I just brought compassion from lip balm from Peta."

by Compassion fruit August 10, 2008

Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

by Oh nooes May 03, 2019

Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.

"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds

by Drewypewy January 09, 2022

Skin Fruit

Similar to the "Skin Flute" which means "Penis" the Skin Fruit, means "ballsack" if you are in the Kitchen, you can make lots of jokes.

Dude 1: "Bro my Skin Fruit is itchy"

Dude 2: "Scratch it"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

fruit shake

When a gay person is shaking their ass and or body.

Woman: Damn look at that man over there. He know's how to fruit shake.

by Big Ole Black Guy February 12, 2014