your mom

the woman who every single person on xbox live banged

i just banged your mom

your mom is a hoe, i banged her

by jbur23 March 8, 2015

your mom

Is gay.

your mom is gay.

by YourDadIsHome October 13, 2020

your mom

A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.

I fucked your mom last night

by xb idc wdicgvw July 18, 2021

Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.

Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.

by mister83e February 4, 2015

Your mom

A fat person who absolutely hates you

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil

by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.

I smash your mom

by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019