swedish sandwich

When you smoke, slam a bunch of food and then smoke again.

“Ava and I are going to get Swedish Sandwiches for lunch. You should come along!”

by Lilemmy March 1, 2019

Shediac Sushi

When you wrap your dong in seaweed, cover it in wasabi and roe, then have you lady nibble it off and finish you with felatio.

I was really horny last night, so I offered her some Shediac Sushi

by Turbo Dan September 25, 2019

swedish revolver

Making a bunch of different food and putting it on a spinning food tray. Swedish meatballs, pastries, and some fish are traditionally used. Associated with the Eater holiday in Sweden. Reindeer meat is used for special occasions such as second marriages and kindergarten graduations.

Me: What's for dinner?
Grand-pa-pa: Vee are havving da Swedish Revolver, boi!

by Dareel1 April 10, 2020

Swedish Fish

A candy, that was created by a swedish company, but mostly sold in the US. Most of swedes are unawere of their existance

Random american: "woow, it's a swedish fish? How yummy!
Random swede: A what?

by xXSwedishfishXx June 19, 2020

Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.

-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.

by theguy889 August 23, 2020

Swedish Nail Bomb

A bomb shot beverage.

Ingredients:
1 shot of Jeppson’s Malört

8.4 fl.oz. Red Bull (or energy drink)
16 fl.oz. can of Old style as garnish
Instructions:
Pour a can of Red Bull into a pint glass
Pour a shot of Jeppson’s Malört into a shot glass
Drop the shot into the Red Bull right before drinking
Enjoy

Me: This is cause for a celebration; Swedish Nail Bombs for the whole table!
Friend: Eww I don’t like Malört

Me: Fuck you

by Yobungus1337 November 11, 2020

swedASD

SWED ON ACID OR CRY WHEN NOT TYOPE

MAN UIM SWEDASD

by riconico October 2, 2020