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suck my dictionary

When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.
Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!
by TheJmes199 February 10, 2024
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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
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Suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020
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Suck my dick in Macy's window

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022
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Suck my dic

Suck my dic(tionary)
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.
You: "I've been eating chicken since yesterday (says sentence in a wrong way)"
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)
by Rickk O'riginal June 28, 2017
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suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general
by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017
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`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`
`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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