Suck my face

Suck ma face bishhh!!!

Hey dude wonna suck my face?

by Bish13 September 30, 2019

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

suck my slice

Suck my slice is a work wee ben bee made up on 18th october 2017

That man can suck my slice hi

by Benbee43 May 2, 2018

Suck my dic

Suck my dic(tionary)
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.

You: "I've been eating chicken since yesterday (says sentence in a wrong way)"
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)

by Rickk O'riginal June 28, 2017

dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)

Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys

by lucacola March 14, 2018

Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".

"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".

by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017

suck my tooter

It basically means suck my dick

Person 1: hey faggot

Person 2: fuck off

Person 1: you wanna go

Person 2: how about you suck my tooter

Person 1 then starts to cry and run off and you don't get twatted

by TheCrunchyCracker February 6, 2018