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Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!
by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012
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"I done been having had the strap" is used to explain the length of time you been having had the strap
"Bro how long u done had that?"
"Nigguh i done been having had the strap for a while now"
"damn bro"
by Idonebeenhavinghadthestrap February 14, 2022
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I'd strap on 16 a mile away

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
by dappad May 10, 2010
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pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts
son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
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can be said at the end of a sentence to make you sound more confident

Created by Jack Walter and 50 Cent
Eminem is the best rapper, get tha strap ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ซโ€ผ๏ธ
by shfjdshjrksn April 15, 2019
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little buddy strap

A string or fabric used to hold the penis up and out of the way while manscaping the scrotum.
I call the piece of elastic cord I use to hold my dick out of the way while I shave my ball sack my "little buddy strap." Because my penis is my little buddy.
by fidness 1957 November 27, 2024
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Strap

Strap is another synonym for gun. It is used by rappers, gangsters, and people who occupy themselves in the Hood.
We gonna pull up on this guy, get ya strap! We gonna gun this n*gga down.
by NerdCan December 28, 2018
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