carson stephens

Famous baseball player. Cool person. Girls love him.

Woah, that is Carson Stephens, the famous baseball player!

by M a g i c a l bucky March 18, 2017

joseph stephens

Badass mf that can do anything

"Fought off 8 guys by yourself" wow your a Joseph Stephens

by Bds badass12364426 March 23, 2017

Stephen hawking

Stephen hawking is that one wheelchair guy. Oh and he's dead now

Yeah this fucker Stephen hawking. He was ok. But now he's dead. Oh well.

by Finnagen March 14, 2018

Stephen Hawking

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Alex: did you hear the news about Stephen Hawking?

Harry: rip

by jayhrod26 March 17, 2018

Stephen Skratt

Stephen Skratt is a godly man that is above most mortals like you and I, It is a blessing to carry his genes and his last name. Woman have killed to get to Skratt, some say his last name makes people immortal. Further research is needed but all we know is that may have a wife named Wendy Skratt and a son Thomas Skratt, these people share his godly last name which not that many people have so they are likely related. Stephen Skratt is still much better than his mortal family as he has made multiple soundtracks for the Lego Marvel movies and is a key component in the soundtracks of hotel Transylvania and Inspector Gadget.

Any Woman on the Planet: who is that hunk of a human being?
Man: oh that's the man every man wants to be Stephen Skratt

Boy: I;m not going to bed just because the fire's pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Girl: I'm making a new fire and pulling a Stephen Skratt

Boy 1: You can't say the N-word that's racist!
Boy 2: It's okay, Stephen Skratt gave me the pass

by IntelligentMoron October 21, 2019

Stephen Sarandos

A Homosexual.

My friend Stephen Sarandos likes to be pegged by a strap-on opposed to a penis

by Anditus August 1, 2021

Stephen Burns

Noun, also used as a verb. Is known for "Horniest Man Alive Syndrome." Symptoms: excessively horny all the time. Gets easily aroused or feels sexual excitement 24 hours a day 7 days a week, no matter the gender. He is frequently seen putting his information into girls phones unwarranted, or swapping spit with someone, has been seen at the Harp twerking on (they/thems) .He is considered, "atrociously down bad." During the 2020 novel Covid virus pandemic, this is when Stephen first was diagnosed with the syndrome. Stephen went through two pandemics. Please go to your local officials and ask for lockdowns to be minimized or removed, as this syndrome is mentally straining and causing my friend to go down a downward spiral. If any of your friends have these symptoms please contact youre nearest CVS Minute Clinic.

" Yo bro who is that girl, i want to ask her to dance?"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"

by spanky6969 August 6, 2021