Spud

The smalliest boy in a group. Can be used to refer to any of your short piers. Originating from Spud Webb.

"I'm too short to go on that ride."

"Let the big boys get on, Spud!"

by NeighborhoodEXCLUsive May 27, 2008

spurder

To kill some bitches that deserve it, usually SPURS.

Yo dawg I am gonna spurder some bitches.

by Frabrina May 13, 2008

bum spud

a turd.

I looked in the toilet, and sure enough, someone dropped off a bum spud without flushing.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

SpudHeader

Man who shakes head violently

Spud

by MHCD April 9, 2003

Spuddling

To take on airs of importance at the accomplishment of a triviality.

For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.

by Lawrence Winkler December 30, 2007

Spud

A person who tells many lies to different people. Also quite pervy. Gullable and naive. Also cannot realise when he is being laughed at or when he is stupid.
Enjoys a futer
also see idiot

He is so stupid, he's a spud.
He's a spud, he fell off the wall.
Told me lies, spud.

by mellowangel June 6, 2009

Spurdog

Someone who has a partner, girlfriend or significant other, but often engages in an emotional affair with another person. Whilst they engage emotionally with the person, the Spurdog avoids engaging in activities which could result in him/her being accused of cheating. Activities common to a Spurdog include snuggling, texting late at night and chatting via Instant Messaging applications such as Facebook chat.

It is a digression from the term "Shark" which tends to give the emotional cheat a feeling of power and elegance. Instead it refers to the Squalus genus of shark, a lowly bottom feeder with the colloquial name "spurdog".

I spy a spurdog.

He's not really gooing to sleep with her, he's just a spurdog

by David sneaken October 31, 2010