dirt shoveling

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.

It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.

by _cjd September 5, 2017

Finger Snorkeling

Synonymous with Finger Sharking or Finger Blasting.

Yo serious question. You're at Sandbar and this girl is there. So hot, massive tits. She comes up to you and starts grinding you. You take her back to your place and she's sucking your dick then you start finger Snorkeling her and feel a massive dick, she turns around it's Rysio. What do you do?

by Vajomancer June 28, 2018

Arrow SparklingHead Water

When a woman purely drinks only carbonated liquids an entire day, so when she gives head and the guy deepthroats her deep enough making her gag reflex react, she will vomit all the carbonated drinks to give him an Arrow SparklingHEAD

Jay: “ I got an Arrow SparklingHead water last night bro from this one girl at the party”
San Juan Jose: “Damn man, that must’ve felt like if you were boning soda fountain sprite; sensational”

by CocaineInTheCocola May 4, 2020

asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020

within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”

by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021

Sack snorkeling

When a person is giving head to another and they lick the ball sack of the individual receiving the blowjob.

My wife loves to sack snorkel

My wife is a sack snorkeling queen

My wife sack snorkeled me last night.

by Buckfutter1980 November 11, 2021

soft spoiling

a form of indirect spoiling; inexplicit divulging of certain plot points in a show, movie, book, etc

“ouu I remember this part…you’re really not gonna like it”

“bro quit soft spoiling!”

by youarenotmestopit December 5, 2021