Spoon Rapist

A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.

Lynne is a spoon rapist.

She spoon raped me.

That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.

by Fox in sox April 19, 2011

spoondrop

The opposite of a forklift.

The workers brought the freight up the ledge with a forklift and back down with a spoondrop.

We have all three tools, a forklift, a spoondrop, and a knife sidewayser.

by wweber February 11, 2012

spoon god

The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.

Anthony is a Spoon God.

by SGW. September 7, 2016

grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.

"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"

by candyskull May 1, 2009

Eating that ass with a spoon

Said when one sees an ass they'd really love to eat; a compliment. Can be switched up depending on sentence structure.

Marshall: Damn she fine!
Alex: Yeah I'd love to be eating that ass with a spoon!

by TokeySmiles March 11, 2018

spooner

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.

"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"

by Jim J January 27, 2006