spankit

One who enjoys pain with pleasure during sexual intimacy.

Bend her over ram it in her and slap that ass!! BAM C.I.T.A!!!

by KatDawg November 6, 2003

Spanking the Jellyfish

Masturbating

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!

by CR24 September 1, 2009

Ohio Spank

The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.

If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.

by PMax March 9, 2008

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

spanked

To utterly defeat your enemy.

I just "spanked" your whole team with a rocket!

by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

Spank-Wank

A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv

1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!

by Waztum October 27, 2008

Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.

Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.

by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010