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Sperm Bee

Beecum,I made that word myself,clever eh? ;)
Sounds like become right?
by MisakiiChan March 13, 2021
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Sperm Burn

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently
I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away
by The Obzerver April 16, 2021
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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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Sperm Bibs

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs
by anonymous February 16, 2022
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sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.
"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"
by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022
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sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis
hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"
by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022
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sperm suit

Australian Slang - Disposable overalls for the removal of asbestos and other hazardous materials, often with its outer fabric layer being white.
''Go down to the hardware and grab some 3M sperm suits in 2XL''
by FI-4 May 9, 2023
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