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Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.
Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.
by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022
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half-speed

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009
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speed team

Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).

Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.
I was speed teaming from Boston to Providence and I got there 30 minutes earlier than I expected.
by The Sub February 25, 2005
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speed solving

The act of doing semi difficult tasks fast.
by NoahzTeen_ <Instagram March 14, 2015
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Speed-waddle

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do
Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.
by boexe August 28, 2017
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Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.
"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"
by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014
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speed-bating

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.
by SarahShy January 6, 2008
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