Spanner

A Spanner Is A Person Who Has A Very Wide Penis Which Is Also Very Short Basically It Is A Choad

see that boy over there i bet he has a spanner

haha probably

by JBOBW04 November 8, 2016

sanna

A screecher who smells like poop all the time and farts a lot
Nickname:stinky goblin

She smells like a sanna

by Annalipoo August 4, 2021

Spanner

i've had two, and i'm 13

it's aw rold record

by ashgdjkhsopdhg October 17, 2003

Spanner

A girl called grizz

Spanner was on top form today

by Hannah August 22, 2003

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

spannermix

when one mixes two or more sets of chemicals drugs into a line to be snorted.

you give me some chang i will supply the md and we'll sub some K for a fatty spannermix

by gurnerTnT19 August 10, 2009

Spannerman

Someone who has good mechanical skills, especially suited to motorbike and scooter maintenance and repairs.

Hey you're a cool Spannerman!

by Poldark December 24, 2011