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Bargis Smorgle

An attributive noun, also known as noun adjuncts. It cam often be seen alongside a tautology.

Bargis Smorgle itself is well-known to be a word made to sounds like a legitimate english word, potentially convincing those who are unknowing to its true definition

no actual evidence of existence other than the general acceptance that it is (whatever it may be) is something absurd, stupid, subpar or below standards.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : “Man, the PS5 has no games.”

Guy 2 : “What do you mean? They just got a Garten of BanBan collection.”

Guy 1 : “Garten of BanBan… Thats’a Bargis Smorgle ahh game.”

Example 2
Guy 1 : “Dude, did you see the Minecraft movie?”

Guy 2 : “No way, I’d rather watch Bargis Smorgle or something.”

Guy 1 : “…”
by Wubwub68 September 5, 2024
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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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Smergly

A foreign, unidentifiable substabce on one's face, clothing, or body.
Sometime looks like male ejaculate
"Girl, you got some smergly on your face; need a napkin?"

"I haven't washed these jeans in weeks. I hope there's no smergly on them".
by Jburbank February 5, 2010
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smoggerbeater

Caroline: I was talking to my small group leader.
Jenn: Your smoggerbeater?
Derrick: Wow.
by aznqt February 8, 2010
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Skorgasm

The peak pleasure of no limit, all out, 100% skiing and point of climax when the thrill of skiing raw, steep, and untouched slopes in deep powder, matches or exceeds the sensation of sexual orgasm.

The skiing equivalent of sexual orgasm, when the descent, terrain, and moment combine to create an intense moment of adrenaline rushing, heart pounding excitement.
Josh, ten inches of fresh pow-pow, waxed skiis, and a blue bird sky! Total Skorgasm!

Sean, sick descent....I almost lost my shit on the final jump. Total Skorgasm!!
by Teton911 August 12, 2011
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smirgin

Inspiring awe or to confirm your understanding of communication.

Also can be used as a verb to describe anything thought or known to be cool.
Dude, that 1970 Ford Pinto you just pulled up in is totally smirgin.

Man #1: Hey did you get your TPS reports done?
Man #2: Damn Smirgin I did!

Dude #1: Hey did you see that horror movie last week?
Dude #2: Yeah, I almost smirgined my pants when the dude with the axe jumped out!
by The Smirginator August 30, 2012
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smogga

You Smogga
by 8=========================> September 5, 2016
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