Smoothies

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack

The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024

Smoothieee

Smoothieee is a type of slang invented by me founded by me and researched by me. It is has different work accordance to the situation of a person who needs to use it. By the rights of @2025 copyrights are to be published if used without any credits. It is meant to ease a tense situation,change the topic,best answer when ur confused. It is mostly used by the inventor/founder/researcher of this word but as mentioned above normies can use it by giving out credit.
Thank you,
Inventor/founder/researcher
Gagan goswami (ig-gagan.goswami34)

Oh yea?
I am a smoothieeee tho
Smoothered brain

by Akash.kys April 19, 2025

Smoothie

A shaved vagina any color

Love the taste of my girlfriends smoothie

by Robbob813 June 16, 2025

Smoothie

Head without teeth.

I got a smoothie from an older woman.

by Jaded Lady July 13, 2025

Smoothie

A smoothie is a person who prefers to keep their body hair removed or very minimal, typically through shaving, waxing, or depilation, in order to maintain a smooth, hairless appearance. The term is sometimes used in kink, gay, fetish, and body-focused communities to describe someone who maintains smooth skin, but it can apply to people of any gender or orientation. A smoothie may enjoy the visual appeal of smoothness, the tactile sensation of hairless skin, or the act of being groomed, shaved, or kept smooth by themselves or a partner.

Person 1: Hey man, I couldn’t help but notice your legs are nice and smooth. Are you gay by chance?

Person 2: No I am just a smoothie.

by Echo2kay November 29, 2025

Lukewarm Smoothie

In contrast to a Warm Fuzzy or Cold Prickly, a Lukewarm Smoothie is a note given to someone which causes a confusion of good and bad emotions or indifference due to either the self-contradicting nature of the message or being a simple statement conveying no clear emotion. Additionally, a Lukewarm Smoothie is typically given anonymously and signed simply <3 LWS.

Examples of Lukewarm Smoothies:

1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS

2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS

by The_Hawk August 3, 2009

major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011