During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.
by Dustin Wrather December 2, 2009
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When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.
A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.
Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010
Get the Meat Smoothie mug.The act of having intercourse with a woman and then cutting her clit off and putting it in a blender and making a smoothie out of it.
David: "Hey Michael, I just had an awesome Ohio Clit Smoothie."
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"
Michael: "Oh shit. Did she bleed a lot?"
by bonerteaser April 30, 2013
Get the Ohio Clit Smoothie mug.When a girl's stomach hangs over her coochie. Usually hangs out of the bottom of a shirt. Resembles a large flap of fat. Not to be confused with a fupa (see definition no. 4).
Joe: "Holy crap, did you see the scoochie on that girl?"
Dan: "It was impossible to miss. There's no amount of P90X to fix that."
Dan: "It was impossible to miss. There's no amount of P90X to fix that."
by AMPwithasideofE June 9, 2010
Get the Scoochie mug.The act of a man ejaculating into his partner's mouth, later defecating on to a cutting board, then proceeding to cut the fecal matter into very small pieces. Then proceeding to sprinkle the pieces of human feces into his partner's mouth.
by ZBWLAK May 5, 2008
Get the Oreo Smoothie mug.A Gangbang Smoothie is group sex with at least 4 men and 1 women were each man is using a different flavoured condom. For example banana, strawberry, mint and vanilla.
A girl walks into a shop and buys lots of different flavoured condoms.
Shopkeeper: So can i be part of your Gangbang Smoothie .
Girl:...
Shopkeeper: So can i be part of your Gangbang Smoothie .
Girl:...
by Joshua Deane May 13, 2011
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