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smeg

The unique and delightful smell of a male grundel.
MMMMmmmm, the smeg of that grundle gives me a huge erection.

LICK MY GRUNDEL FAG, AND TELL ME WHAT MY SMEG IS LIKE!!!
by Lo Pan (the real dude) October 29, 2003
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Smegiest

A person who thinks that they are the greatest teacher in the world and like to call people idiots.
Commonly a maths teacher and a science teacher.
"I do not teach idiots and YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!"
"That Mr. McIntyre is the smegiest"
by McHater_RIOT August 9, 2009
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smegamabyte

A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.
I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.
by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010
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smegitis

when smeg gets in your eye and forms curdled conjunctivitis like symptoms
person 1: dude, whats that in your eye?
person 2: my boyfriend got some smeg in my eye
person 1: dude, you totally have a case of smegitis
by hannahpattinson March 4, 2010
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Smeg

When someone wanks off or has sex white liquid is produced.
I have smeg all over my trouseres!
Don't Smeg on me
by Chris:CWHS January 15, 2006
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smeegles

A Saying For Thats Stupid And Wack
Omg This Stupid Dick In The Booty Ass Nikka Is SMEEGLES
by ThatBoiJDel May 15, 2005
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siegfried

A character from wild arms 1/3 varionses include siegfreed,zeikfreed,zeikfried.
A demon who wants to make humans into demons and use the plantet as a starship in wa3.
In wa1 which is a thounand years in the past his goals are mostly the same exept he is a bit more foolish and gets possesed.
He is around 2000 years old and died about 3 times the first he is killed during the war but alzard revives him, second when in wa1 he fights the heros in a battered state where half his face is gone,one arm the other is now his sword,he armor is broken and he has no legs but some of his skelton is sticking out and he dies when he uses up to much power and the dimension he was in callapes and the third after surving three assalts he fuses with a fafnir dragon and fights the heros again but thanks to a dragon he is beaten.
Gamewise he is a powerful boss having no weakness fairly high hp being the fastest boss in the game and strong attacks.his singular attacks are dark spear nexis,Gulmzaber and proton beam his more powerful and multie hitting is negative rainbow which he uses when he is toying with you and ultranegative rainbow when he gets seriose which can reduce your hp to 1 and his most powerful attack is zeik/sieg inpulse which does massive damage and in terms of plot without him there would be no game.
The charector is properly based on sigurd which in the languses today its siegfried/siegfreed he was renowned as siegfreed the golden and he got that name by slaying fafnir which used to be a giant who killed his father for some treasure and used magic to turn into a dragon to protect the gold but siegfreed killed him thanks to a plan from odin giving him fame.
Siegfreed is also the norse version of achilles as he was invunable exept for his shoulders.
Old one but if someone is a Siegfried in rugby it means he is strong,deadicated,loyal and brave but in a srum he is easily hurt.
by AFGO November 10, 2008
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