shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break

Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler

by mailyobbie October 17, 2017

scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018

Smutterflies

Those butterfly type feelings in your vagina during arousal or sexual thoughts.

I was imagining how awesome having sex with Jamie would be last night, I got smutterflies just thinking about it.

by Yonipower June 14, 2018

shatter your pelvis

to be vague, it means sex. because he will be pounding into her so hard, and fast, that her pelvis (the bones right by the vagina) will simply, shatter.

man: damn baby i’m about to shatter your pelvis.

woman: mhh baby get to it.

by penisvaginalolol July 13, 2018

Scatterling

wandering vagabond, homeless one.

I can't vote for any of the candidates, guess I'm a political scatterling.

by Telmea Story March 7, 2019

Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019

Scatter nut

A shotgun blast like cumshot or nutting while running in fear.

Her daddy came into the room and I scatter nutted on her face

by Foul mouth farmer January 29, 2020