Skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis

girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."

girl 2: "That small huh?"

girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."

by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010

Scrappling

When someone is really bad or uncoordinated at doing something. Also if someone is experiencing misfortune.

If someone is unable to go to a really good event that they really want to go to they are said to be Scrappling.

"Man, I can't go to the party on saturday night"
"You're Scrappling"

by Sniggdog December 27, 2007

Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 7, 2010

sapling

Noun| A girl usually about 15 years old or younger that is romantically involved with a man who is obviously 18+ years old.

Saplings are commonly found at fairs in small country towns but can be seen all across the globe.

Ryan: "Wow Elisa, look at the sapling over there. Sad..."

by Kenny Smoov April 21, 2016

Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.

by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007

Egg-Swapping

When two young hipsters (typically Japanese) carefully spit eggs into each others' mouths as a way of making out. It was featured on the =3 RayWilliamJohnson show and uploaded on Youtube (called "Egg-Swap: WTF Japan Seriously!?").

Yo, did you see that weird ass video on YouTube??? Two chinks spitting eggs into each other...egg-swapping...

by EggrohboiN_D November 1, 2011

pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 25, 2019