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Man Smoothie

Man Smoothie is figurative language for cumming a lot. It’s so much cum that one might call it a smoothie.
My partner calls me Man Smoothie because I cum a lot in her mouth and she enjoys it. She told me it is the yummiest smoothie known to man kind.
by TheawesomeCheese April 13, 2022
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Neapolitan Smoothie

When you go from anal and nut in her pussy making a mix of white, brown and pink.
That girl was so wild last night she told me to neapolitan smoothie her.
by Outonthetown69 April 19, 2022
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athiest smoothie

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka
I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!
by lotion_god November 20, 2021
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cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022
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black smoothie

A black smoothie is a black person vomiting into a white girls vagina and the smearing it in her pussy then grab it out and eat it and when he's done he milks her tits and cums in her pussy while pissing
by Bigfattoesinmymouthyea February 4, 2022
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Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie
John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021
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MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.
¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨
by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021
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