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Wet Slubbing

When your drooly possum is affectionately and adoringly rubbing her face on your hand whilst simultaneously producing an awe inspiring amount of slobber. Simultaneously the cutest thing ever and towel grabbingly gross.
Scoots is living her best Wet Slubbing life. Jo on the other hand is battling with the possum mama question of how did I get here.
by ScootsIsAwesome October 5, 2021
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kartoon slumber

the worlds best music artist to ever exist founder of the worst collective and juice wrld's cousin you got it thats kartoon fucking slumber
kartoon slumber i love your music it makes me curb stomp my little cousin
by pornstr March 22, 2023
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You slumber, a cucumber!

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
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Bushman's lube

Following on from the Bushman's blow.

Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals
I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.

Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .
by Steal Flystart March 16, 2024
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gude skubert

to have the best sleep possible, to be at perfect ease while slumbering
goodnight vro, have a gude skubert
by peekabookidbreakingbad April 17, 2024
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Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.
"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."
by StillLucidSomehow June 7, 2024
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maylin sauberman

the sexiest kind of empress to ever step foot on the earth. mere mortals bow down to these kinds of girls perfection. with the voice of a siren, a maylin sauberman will lure you into her depths and never let you go. she is often seen in cohorts with darren criss. i met a maylin sauberman once off the coast of the dardanelles, and i became entranced. a maylin sauberman will wear a bright red lip and ruin your life for the better. beware of these incredible creatures. they will either be your demise, or change your life in ways you never expected.
my friend met a maylin sauberman once and he was captured by her beauty and sweet sweet vocal chords.
by theneverendingzebra March 10, 2025
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