Slippery Steeve

A douchey guy who will insert his bone into anything with tits. This includes but is not limited to fat chicks, grenades, cougars, gmilfs, and even transsexuals.

Yo dude my tinder date turned out to be a fuckin land whale, but I pulled a Slippery Steeve and nailed her anyway.

by Some Chump August 20, 2016

slippery jesus

The action of cunnilingus, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ A movement during cunnilingus where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of Christ.

Frat Boy 1- "ah dude I scored with this hot chick last night!"

Frat Boy 2- "Sweet man! Did you giver the old slippery Jesus?"

Frat boy 1- "You know I did, bro!"

by Jeiku_Sensei July 26, 2016

slippery jimmy

When within a mode of transport fitted with a toilet, and are unfortunate enough to slip/trip over while urinating causing a self inflicted golden shower.

Oh fuck, I tell you what lads, when that bus driver entered that roundabout I almost had a Slippery Jimmy.

by Destracta December 1, 2017

Slippery

Adj. Used to describe an extremely attractive person and/or their appearance. I.e. Sexy, fine as hell, very good looking, hot,etc.

Ex. Damn, Amy; you’re slippery in that short, red dress.

Ex. Ally is looking slippery in that bikini.

by 2 FunnyAss Teacher Gals August 5, 2020

the slippery kitty

The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls

The slippery kitty turned out night into an adventure

by Slippery kitty May 21, 2017

Slippery Pete

An individual who excels in the company of women.

That slippery pete is stealing all the ladies tonight

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Slippery Slope

n: the unfortunate occurrence of sweat build up between the cheeks of one's anus. This causes an unsettling lack of friction, and often a concern that the victim has shit them self. It is usually caused by heat and excessive walking, and is often paired with a Slippery Slope. Can be cured with toilet paper or, for the more daring, a self-induced wedgie.

Tim: Oh, butternuts, I stubbed my toe.

Darrel: Shit, nigga, we got bigga problems than that. I got a Slippery Slope back here, and we ain't seen a bathroom in miles!

Tim: I'll call an ambulance.

by Whoopsht October 9, 2011