Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.
Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!
by stillinrock July 08, 2018
Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.
Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.
by stillinrock March 25, 2020
by Jerkface42 February 23, 2019
Boofer skate gang: started by nicolai and his older brother the notorious didonato brothers. They are satanist and like what they say on the streets, scary mofos. The brothers got kicked outta multiple schools due to smoking grass and eating ass; They have been sent to multiple rehabilitation centers, but nothing seems to work. They are mentally ill and crazy italian mafia drug attics with their dead papi joe and hammy on their side RIP. They are the Gs tho.
by badbitches21 April 25, 2020
Sofia is an enchanting woman characterized by her striking beauty, intellectual prowess, captivating allure, and exceptional skill on the ice. Her commitment to perfectionism shines through in every aspect of her life, making her a truly remarkable and multifaceted individual.
Sofia: Sofia Figure Skates is my pookie bear.
by Joesph Chadson November 14, 2023
by Billy Mcswag March 14, 2012