slapper

In the North of England, this describes a worn-out dirtbox, usually one that's spent half a life selling it. Almost exclusively used with the adjective 'old'.

Look at that old slapper. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by titwanker May 29, 2003

mississippi mud skipper

This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.

I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.

by WayneD October 26, 2006

slapper

a song that goes dummy hard, such a good ass song that you have to immediately have the aux cord to spread the love

*in the car*
me: bro you heard that new slapper by YNW melly?

bro: nah what's it called?

me: hell nah gimmie the aux right now this shit bout to slap.

by madeye23 September 11, 2018

the Snapper

When a man inserts his middle finger into a girls asshole and his thumb into her vagina and attempts to make a snapping motion with both fingers.

Last night I gave Angela the Snapper I couldn't hear it though.

by Piyonugget December 16, 2007

slapper

Good music, loud sounding hyphy music in or around a scrapper,

My scrapper has hella slap in the back.

That song was a slapper.

This album has Slapper's on it

niggas be slappin when they ride by.

niggas be slappin when they yoke they shit.

by love-erd November 5, 2006

snapper slappers

testicles

While hitting it doggie style, Tom's snapper slappers pounded Carrie's pussy.

by Dixon Cider March 4, 2009

Skepper

A person who always expresses their skepticism in another person's ideas.

Billy-Dude, I think I am going to ask Jenny out on a date soon.

Jim-She would definitely say "No" but it doesn't matter because you will never ask her out anyway.

Billy-Wow, you are the biggest skepper I know, always raining on my parade!

by J Bone21 March 23, 2009